What I saw and think at the beach

hey! It's my 14 day in Crete. I spend most of my time by the sea and here's some stuff I see and think at the beach. I think we all think the same stuff! hahaha
-Is this cellulite?
-This sand is HOT!! (running to the sea)
-yuk! The sand is stuck to my toes!
-This girl next to me is JUST like Katy Perry!...or not?
-pfff.. where's the waiter?
-(after taking my order) pffff... where's my coffee?
-WOW! This kid is SO fat! What does he eat? His parents?
-Will my tan be just like this girl's over there?
-I have to turn..
-mmm.. I think I have to get in see.. I'm BURNING!
-Till Christmas my tan will dissapear! :'(
-What time is it?
-What are we going to do by night? Hmm... not the same place I hope!
-How many days till we'll be back to Athens?

ps. Over there you can see some first pics of my vacations! yayyy! :D
   Enjoy..